• Street Fighter 4

    Street Fighter 4 Championship Pack Hits Today

    And only a month+ after it was originally scheduled! Huzzah!

    I’m sure we’ll have some impressions once we get some time played in it. More than one player per lobby? Color me STOKED.

    Edit: It has come to my attention that there are no multiple person lobbies. Just the tournament shit. Which is totally random. That’s two months of anticipation for nothing. Thanks Capcom, thanks. I am literally wowed.

  • Resident Evil 5,  Review

    Resident Evil 5 Review – My Residential zones always turn Evil

    A lot of Capcom games made in the past few years has at least one or two questionable design decisions. A lot of people hated Dead Rising‘s save system and friendly A.I.. There was the T-ENG limits and falling/rolling wankery of Lost Planet, along with the Japanese and their Energy Guns. And Devil May Cry 4 had that accursed camera which would quite possibly cause devils to cry.

    Yet all of those games are awesome. I’m not sure how Capcom turns out games that have glaring problems but are still highly enjoyable. That was a pretty mediocre segue into Resident Evil 5, but I’ll forgive myself because I’m great in lots of other ways. Sort of like Resident Evil 5! Goddamn I’m talented.

    The presentation is great. Absolutely fantastic. I mean, I’m not playing on a high-definition set or anything, which some would argue invalidates my opinion almost completely. Those people are elitist assholes. The graphics are very nice, the music is…well, it’s there, and it does its job I suppose. Voice acting is pretty good in a Resident Evil sort of way. I really enjoy the menus, which have a Metroid Prime vibe to them, and that rules. I’d comment on the sound effects, but the built-in speakers on my old, standard definition set are pretty bass-free. That’s one area I don’t feel qualified to judge either way. From what I can make out, guns sound like guns and dudes running at me screaming and waving dynamite sound like dudes running at me screaming and waving dynamite.

    I’ve heard a lot of complaints about the controls, and I don’t really understand why. It’s almost the exact same thing as RE4, depending on your control scheme, and who needs strafing anyway? Strafing is for pussies. If you’re not slicing enemy projectiles with your knife like you’re in the Matrix or something then cash in your chips Junior.

    There are two major problems I have with RE5. I have a feeling they’re the kind of things that would only bother someone on the higher difficulties, if they were noticed at all on Amateur or Normal. I don’t really know since I’ve only played through the game on Veteran and Professional. I’ve also only played the campaign with Eric, because I’ve heard stories about Sheva’s AI and I don’t want none of that son, not even a taste. Regardless, let’s assume that her AI is a large negative, since not everyone has a friend who will play with them. I suppose that means I have three major problems with RE5. The second is the cut scenes. The game doesn’t – doesn’t – pause the action while a cut scene is playing. You can’t be hurt while you’re in a cut scene, but that doesn’t mean the fucking nanosecond it’s over you won’t be hit with a chainsaw, or a bigass tentacle, or a stick of dynamite or WHATEVER. It’s awful, and when you die in one hit it makes many segments absolute nightmares. Particularly bosses with cut scenes. Nothing like trying to fend off hordes of tentacle goo monsters then BAM cut scene, guess what, when this is over they will be surrouding you and you will die.

    The third is, frankly, the worst offender. The quick time events. The good ol’ Q T E. A lot of people hate QTEs, always have and always will. Personally I never had a problem with ’em. They could be annoying when overused, but kept tension up during otherwise noninteractive scenes and playing a simplified Simon Says to shove your swords into a minotaur’s throat felt pretty nice. That’s before I played RE5.

    Veteran was bad enough. Then I played Professional, holy hell. Did you know the command prompt is affected by game difficulty? On Professional the QTEs would usually last less time than the time it took for you to be hit. Substantially less. On many, many occasions I’d see RT+LT flash across the screen then disappear; early on I hoped I had avoided it, or someone had interrupted the animation, but quickly I began to announce my DYING status as soon as the buttons disappeared. I won’t go into a rant about using two button QTEs almost exclusively, or about how you really shouldn’t use buttons for QTEs that a person is almost guaranteed to be pressing at any given moment in your game. I could, oh my God how I could, but I won’t.

    There’s a chunky amount of bonus content to keep you busy after the main game is over. Assuming you beat it at least once on Veteran, and then go back on Professional, that’s already two playthroughs. Mercenaries unlocks once you beat the game on any difficulty, and Mercenaries owns. Online co-op Mercenaries owns extra hard and was quite fun. It also seems a lot more forgiving (even with the reduced point scaling for two people), as it’s much easier to keep your combos lasting for a very, very long time. Mix in grabbing all the BSAA emblems, grabbing all the jewels, and other things that give you both achievements and in-game content (which is a fantastic system), and you have quite a chunk of gameplay here. Then there’s the recently released Versus mode, which is another post. Just take my advice: if you’re planning to play Versus, try to save your bonus points.

    I really like Resident Evil 5, and I think most fans of RE4 will too. The game’s not very scary aside from the lickers, but RE4 wasn’t scary either; it was simply awesome. Which RE5 does its best to mimic, and for the most part succeeds. Plus everything is better with a friend, right?


  • Quake Live,  Street Fighter 4

    Enoch’s weekend ramble: Getting better at losing in SF4, revisiting Quake 3, and falling asleep on Phantasy Star Portable

    I wanted to finish writing my review of Persona 4 while it’s still fresh in my mind but for some reason, my motivation to to do so is very low.  Most people knows that it’s a great game, so I feel like I’m beating a dead horse by reaffirming that sentiment.  Honestly, I’d rather talk about what I did over the last couple of weekends.  Granted, there’s only so much I can talk about but it’s a lot easier to write up and hopefully, a lot shorter.

    The weekend before last, a lot of my good buddies gathered at my house to play some videogames.  It’s nothing out of the ordinary and I don’t mind it most of the time since I don’t have to go out of my way to drive to their houses (which usually takes at least half an hour).  The main game of the night was Street Fighter 4 with a little bit of four player Phantasy Star Portable and some Tatsunoko vs. Capcom.  I particpated in all of the multiplayer games except for TvC.  I have never played TvC and hold no interest in playing it as long as I don’t own a Wii that can read region 2 dvds and games.  Nothing really exciting happens in PSP and unfortunately, it’ll probably stay that way forever.  In Street Fighter 4, my Abel loses to most people.  It’s one thing to play against friends who only play fighters casually.  You can usually go in there and exploit every mistakes they make and breathe a sigh of relief every time they miss their opportunity to go for a killing blow.  It’s another thing when you’re playing against people who understand the concept of minimizing their risks, the art of zoning and how to take advantage of every opportunity that opens up.  My frustration about this game is that unless I can perform complex moves, links and combos consistently, I won’t be able to access the real game where better tactics and mind games will dominate the matches.  Instead, I get killed by a fireball because my EX anti-air throw came out instead of my ultra.  I did manage win one match against a really good Ryu, so at least I know that I’m getting better.  But even with all the losing, it was still fun and that’s all I care about.

    Once we done with Street Fighter 4 and the majority of my friends left my house, I decided to play a little bit of Quake Live.  Quake Live is pretty much Quake 3 Arena except you play it on your web browser of choice.  There are some small notable changes to the game in order to make it more balanced (railgun no longer does 100 damage and has been toned down to 80 damage) but overall, the fundamental gameplay remains the same.  It’s a no-holds-barred first person shooter where the winner is determined by the amount of kills he/she gets.  I know that sounds like a “no shit, sherlock” kind of statement but believe it or not, there’s a lot of first persons shooters out nowadays that don’t have the same “kill the most dudes” objective like Quake Live does.  The game itself is very fast paced and aside from the shotgun, there are no random shots at all.  The game is still currently in beta, so obviously there’s going to be few bumps here and there.  As far I know, there are no significant technical bugs or issues that I have a problem with.

    The matchmaking system on the other hand is absolutely terrible.  It’s Warcraft 3 matchmaking all over again except it’s three times worse.  When Warcraft 3 was first released, there was a lot of time where you’d be matched up with somebody who is significantly skilled enough to destroy you in a matter of 5-8 minutes.  And the worst part of the system?  WC3 didn’t even hide it from you.  Before you enter the actual game, you can just look at your opponent’s name on the loading screen for one second and you will know if you actually stand a chance.  A level 7 player versus a level 28 player isn’t exactly a fair matchup.  Quake Live is like that where you can play a couple of games and depending on how you play, you’ll be placed in the appropriate tiers that matches your playstyle.  You have a choice of servers and depending on what type of people are playing in there, the server will automatically adjust the server tier.  Unfortunately, every server has at least one or two people with 10 years of Quake 3 experience under their belt and the rest will just be above average.  It took me a good 5 or so games for me to adjust but it’s still frustrating.  And that’s just Free for All mode.  Team Deathmatch is even worse with one side always dominating the other side.  And you can forget about dueling mode unless you’re really really good.  Dueling is pretty much an exclusive mode reserved for only the toughest elitist and if you go in unprepared, don’t be surprised if you end the match with negative frags.

    Despite the matchmaking system, Quake 3 Arena was a very solid game when it came out over ten years ago and remains that way today.  I remember when I was still in high school, Quake 3 and Unreal Tournament came out at the same time.  There was a lot of debate on which game was better.  Being the Quake fanboy that I am, I really wanted to believe that Quake 3 was better than Unreal Tournament but UT just had a lot more variety and fun weapons.  Believe me, it was very hard to ignore.  On the surface, Unreal Tournament seemed like it was the better game.  UT had more interesting weapons and each of them had an alternate fire.  Q3A only had generic FPS weapons with no alternate fire.  UT had more modes to play with like CTF, Assault, Domination, Last Man Standing, Team Deathmatch.  Q3A only had Deathmatch, Team Deathmatch, and a CTF with only 4 maps to play on.  The graphics looked slightly better on UT than Q3A.  The only thing Q3A had going for it was that it had more variety in its models.  It’s pretty obvious which game was better and every gaming website except Gamespy agreed that UT was the better game.  Ten years later, nobody is playing UT anymore but Q3A still has a very active competitive scene.  Like I said, on the surface, UT is the better game but when you finally go deep into it, Q3A wins no contest.  It’s the same reason why people still play Starcraft and stopped playing Dawn of War.  Like it or not, Starcraft is a much much better game than the Dawn of War series will ever aspire to be.  I love Dawn of War but it will never be able to stand the test of time like Starcraft does.  It’s because the design of the game focused on balancing these two points: Depth and Balance.

    I’m not going to go into depth and balance since you can read up a better explanation than what I would have given on David Sirlin’s blog.  Now, I’m not saying UT isn’t deep enough.  I’m just saying that Q3A did it better.  The weapons in UT were really great but what made Q3A’s weapons better was that they were all pretty well balanced.  As long as you’re in the right position and have the skills to use them, there is always a chance for you to take down your opponent with any weapon other than the gauntlet.  Even better, being able to juggle and use each weapons at the right time in the right situation will allow you to dominate.  In UT, it felt like there was always that one weapon that slightly beats out every other weapon.  Kind of like a tier list people put up for fighters.  There’s nothing wrong with this in my opinion since it’s pretty normal for first person shooters to do this but like I said, Q3A did it better.  The design and layouts of the maps in Q3A were a lot better than the ones you’ll find in UT.  I can count a large amount of memorable maps that I had fun playing on in Q3A while I can only name one map from UT that stands out to me (Morpheus).  Also, it probably didn’t help that UT was running off of an improved Unreal engine, which meant that a lot of people with nVidia cards would need a special patch in order to run it (Glide heh).

    Of course, if you have a stupid enough and large enough fanbase, I suppose it really doesn’t matter if the game is terrible (i.e. Super Smash Brother series).  I don’t think I’ll even bother commenting on that.  That’s pretty much about it.  By the way, it took me a couple of weeks to write this article up and I think because of that, I’m pretty much done with writing articles that contain more than 800 words.  My articles tend to fall apart the more words I type anyways.  It’s sort of like playing Jenga except replace the blocks with words.